i had a dream that i lived with matt bomer and like 4 other insignificant people and i was bringing a starbucks home for him and the elevator up to the flat broke and i was the only one who survived, but he was only worried about his spilt caramel macchiato
WAIT WAIT and the lift was full of tumblr users and everyone died. tumblr user hungergay aka marianne was the first one to go because i crushed her
if you think i’m meeting you at latitude afTER THAT YOU’LL CRUSH ME
but all I think of when I see the name Chandler is this:
so I’m finding it incredibly hard to feel disgruntled or upset
beth bought me yellow roses today to cheer me up and said the reason she bought them was because she remembered that yellow represented friendship, like when kurt bought blaine flowers.
oh my god look at that sly smile you sneaky motherfucker you are personally offending me with your fucking little head tilt like ‘oh wouldn’t you like to know’ oh my god fuck off
did you see that woman in the audience when Chris answered the heaven question
she was praising and clicking at the air like HALLELUJAH
tuo vala mericano americano americano hisidni o papa uknhdit a abasibela WHISKEY AND SODA
my laptop has completely frozen and it won’t let me turn it off or anything
what if I have to take it to be repaired and this is the screen they see
i have really prominent rib bones, and the top of them jut out really far no matter what weight I am
when I was about 11 I asked my mum why I had two sets of boobs
phoebe buffay the vampire layer
