bethmai:

HEY LOOK IT’S ME AND MARIANNE

AW GUYS LOOK

bethmai:

when did this happen?

PUBERTY

buffaythevampirelayer:

wow I am bet a bottle bit drunk

(Source: moaninglisasmile)

bethcabforcuties:

bethcabforcuties:

i had a dream that i lived with matt bomer and like 4 other insignificant people and i was bringing a starbucks home for him and the elevator up to the flat broke and i was the only one who survived, but he was only worried about his spilt caramel macchiato

WAIT WAIT and the lift was full of tumblr users and everyone died. tumblr user hungergay aka marianne was the first one to go because i crushed her

if you think i’m meeting you at latitude afTER THAT YOU’LL CRUSH ME

bethmai:

but all I think of when I see the name Chandler is this:

so I’m finding it incredibly hard to feel disgruntled or upset

thebleeclub:

beth bought me yellow roses today to cheer me up and said the reason she bought them was because she remembered that yellow represented friendship, like when kurt bought blaine flowers.

bethmai:

oh my god look at that sly smile you sneaky motherfucker you are personally offending me with your fucking little head tilt like ‘oh wouldn’t you like to know’ oh my god fuck off

bethmai:

did you see that woman in the audience when Chris answered the heaven question

she was praising and clicking at the air like HALLELUJAH

Stranger: zoe?
You: no but this is beth her friend
Stranger: OMG DID YOU KNOW EVERYONE IS LOOKING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW?!?
You: omg
You: no
You: i didn't

bethmai:

tuo vala mericano americano americano hisidni o papa uknhdit a abasibela WHISKEY AND SODA

bethmai:

my laptop has completely frozen and it won’t let me turn it off or anything

what if I have to take it to be repaired and this is the screen they see

bethmai:

i have really prominent rib bones, and the top of them jut out really far no matter what weight I am

when I was about 11 I asked my mum why I had two sets of boobs

seblaine:

phoebe buffay the vampire layer

bethmai:

turned on by everything Grant does

bethmai:

so a gifset froze on my dash and i’m pretty sure this is kurt’s sex face